Rkincisi: May 2011

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Kharma aka Awesome Kong is Pregnant

Former TNA Knockout Champion Awesome Kong recently debuted in the WWE under the name Kharma. She immediately started destroying every WWE Diva that got in her way, starting with Michelle McCool after he last match. After Michelle McCool lost her career ending retirement match, Kharma debuted and hit her with what was referred to as the "implant buster" back in her TNA days. Since then Kharma has made very short appearances, never speaking a word, but only interrupting every Diva's match and destroying which every Diva she catches.

However, Kharma was not featured on the last WWE PPV, and then the following edition of Raw had a huge Diva tag match and Karma walked out, presumably to attack every remaining Diva in the WWE all at once, when suddenly she just dropped to her knees in the middle of the ring and started crying. All the Diva's just stood there staring and then the segment was over. Since then rumours have been flying about what this new storyline is going to be. Well here is the real story...

WWE was on Kharma's case to lose weight since signing her to the company, but recently she announced she was pregnant. Since that announcement WWE has canceled all plans with her, obviously for the next 9 months, but possible this could be the end of her shot with the WWE. Good timing to get pregnant, she finally gets her shot in the bit show, they are letting her singlehandedly destroy the entire Diva's division, and now shes gone lol. Oh well, it was good while it lasted. Now back to the usually boring WWE Diva's matches.

Chyna's Return To Wresling / Porn

I was totally shocked when Kurt Angle's surprise mixed tag team partner for his match against Jeff Jarrett and his ex-wife Karen was former WWE star Chyna. It was nice to see her back in the ring again after about 10 years of being away. However, it doesn't look like her career or life is back on track...

TMZ.com is reporting that Chyna is returning to porn. Vivid President Steve Hirsch told the gossip site that the former WWE Intercontinental Champion had approached him several months ago about reviving her XXX career and demanded to work with the top male porn stars in the business. Hirsch obliged, and cast Evan and Lee Stone, the two biggest male porn starts in the business, with Chyna. According to the report, the threesome have already shot the "EXTREMELY graphic porno", which will apparently be titled Backdoor into Chyna.

This is not Chyna's first foray into pornography, as a sex tape between her and Sean Waltman was leaked and released on DVD in 2004, called One Night in Chyna. Sean Waltman was recently asked by TMZ.com about Chyna's new porn flick that will be coming from Vivid Entertainment. He noted that he would not be watching it, and added the following comments: "It's too hard remembering how devastated she was the first time around. It saddens me ... but she obviously hasn't progressed very far in life. "[Chyna] used to say how low she felt after the first [sex tape] was released ... what does that say about where she's at in life now?"

According to Beauty Queen Management, who represent the former WWE Women's Champion, the report is "totally untrue" as she has not and will not be shooting any porn videos. "All rumours relating to Chyna and porn are totally false and should be taken with a grain of salt." her manager Michelle Roberts told Chyna fan site alivingwonder.com. As noted, Hirsch claims it was already filmed!

Meanwhile, Eric Bischoff avoided commenting on her status with TNA Wrestling when asked during an interview earlier this week with Monday Night Mayhem. Bischoff replied, "That's a really good question and I'm not going to answer it because it would be inappropriate. So, let's leave it at that."

According to sources, TNA has no plans on using Chyna any further, nor the woman originally slotted for the role of Kurt Angle's associate, Isis the Amazon.

Isis the Amazon

So basically, it sounds like TNA (now known as Impact) didn't even want to use Chyna for the match in the first place, and now that the match is over they have no real plans to use her anymore, especially with rumours of her return to porn. This will probably be the end of her wrestling career forever. Even though her management denies it, the rumours of her porn career seem to be true, and that should put an end on her return to wrestling... not that she looked very good back in the ring! Her costume was ugly, she wasn't in nearly the shape she used to be. She failed at a simple body slam on Jarrett. The only high points of the match were her pedigree on Karen, and the "stereo ankle locks" which won the match. Overall, she looked old and washed up. Its too bad, but I guess this is the end for Chyna.

Sx Sides Returns

Jeremy Borash has confirmed that the six-sided ring will be returning for one night only at the Destination X pay-per-view event on July 10. I personally liked the six-sided ring. I thought it was new and original and made things more interesting. It gave TNA (now known as Impact) a new look and a chance to possibly do things that the WWE could not do. It gave the wrestlers a chance to be more creative and original. I'm not sure why they changed it when Hulk Hogan took over, if some wrestlers didn't like it or if Hogan just didn't like it, but it would be interesting to see how the fans react when it comes back for one night, and maybe they might decide to bring it back for good!

Ric Flair Arrested

It looks like Ric Flair is in trouble with the law again. Apparently he was doing business with a website called "Hotspot" and he borrowed a large amount of money from them which he has failed to pay back. The website took Flair to court, he was ordered to pay them the money and provide them with several hundred autographed photos which I guess was part of their arrangement. However, Flair has failed to pay them yet and the court has now issued a warrant for Flairs arrest. The other issue I find sad about the whole story is that Flair used his NWA World Championship Belt as collateral for the loan from he website and he may have to turn over possession of the belt to the website now. Apparently the only problem with that is that Flair already owes the belt to someone else for the same reason... how could he use his championship belt for collateral, and how can he really be this sort of cash, he's been wrestling forever! My advice to Flair, hide the belt, sign the dam photos, and manage your money better you idiot! This all reminds me of scene in the movie Raging Bull when the champ was desperate for cash to avoid going to jail and he smashed his championship belt to sell the gold, then found out the smashed gold wasn't worth nearly as much as the belt as a whole lol.

Knobbs Is A Knob

Former WWE Tag Team Champion Brian Knobbs of the Nasty Boys proves to the world that he really is a nasty boy and a knob when he mocked the death of Macho Man Randy Savage.

Apparently many wrestlers were together at a convention when the news of Randy's death was made public. Randy's brother, former WWE superstar "The Genius" Lanny Poffo, was supposed to attened the convention but did not show up due to his brothers death.

According to "X-Pac" Sean Waltman, Knobs was making rude jokes and mocking Savage's death to the other wrestlers who did not appreciate it. Waltman posted everything on his Twitter page and even asked Knobs friend Hulk Hogan to deal with him because something needs to be done to him for this.

I think this is just a case of a bitter asshole in the wrestling business. Knobs was a fat loser who's claim to fame was rubbing a wrestlers face in his gross arm-pit. Its been made clear that he's only been given work because he is a real life friend of Hulk Hogan. Still, I find it hard to believe he is mocking Hogan's friend Savage after his death. He should have been thrown out of the convention, or better yet, let the other wrestlers there deal with him lol.